Anyone have a how-to on this?
This is a start: http://www.flickr.com/photos/sipmab/443802080/ gives you all the folds, but you pretty much have to be a master to know what it means.
You don't want to start with that level of origami, it simply will make you sad and angry. Start with something simpel and work your way up. Then you cant try to fold from the creas pattern @toastkitten linked to